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By the time our
tournament was over the course was well watered and not one
sprinkler was on! Due to a late start and a mixture of tournaments
on the same course not all teams were able to finish. As
darkness fell on the course cart after cart blindly made their way
to the party pavilion.
This
was the year we saw the chicken headed people led by their
captain, the drunkest golfer Prasanth Athota
"Up Everything I had last night". The team played
the slowest round of golf on record. I still recall laughing hard
as cart after cart of players that weren't even in our tournament
zoomed by on the 18th green cursing the "DAMN Chicken Headed
bastard!"
Avid slacker/golfer Frank
Smith was quoted as saying "Gee, I don't know how we
could have won" as his team accepted their first place
trophies. Hidden camera footage from our 1999 tournament gives us
a sneak peak at some of the team's secrets to success.
|
| Team |
Hdcp |
Net
Score |
| Wallbillich |
13 |
54 |
| Smock |
3 |
59 |
| Owen |
0 |
61 |
| Morrison |
0 |
61 |
| Allmon |
13 |
62 |
| Doele |
6 |
63 |
| Yoshida |
0 |
64 |
| Mourlam |
5 |
64 |
| Najera |
7 |
65 |
| Wendeborn |
0 |
66 |
| Seal |
7 |
66 |
| Jason |
13 |
66 |
| Watkins |
19 |
69 |
| Athota |
18 |
70 |
The Yoshida
team snuck in a sandbagger named Harry Hopkins
who reported in with a handicap that disguised his abilities - he
won the longest drive contest by a good 20-30 yards. This is also
the last year in which the team members appear in pictures with
their shirts on.
All in all we made it
through and everyone had a good time because management at Twin
Wells let us turn out the lights as the last person from our
tournament left around 10:00 PM.
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